me: fuck

me: i just had to deal with jehovah’s witnesses at the door

Dan: yikes

me: gave me a mag about armageddon

Dan: hahahahahaha

me: she was like “do you think any man can stop armageddon” i was like “nope”

Dan: was she pumped?

me: no

Dan: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

me: dude

me: i was about to type that

me: dude

me: did i tell you about 20 minutes ago

Dan: nah

me: i fucking crushed a buffalo chicken sandwich

me: like pounded it into my face

Dan: thats the shit

me: like hell was alive

Dan: im proud of you

me: thing about morrissey

me: he could have all the poon or peen he ever wanted

me: ever

me: totally ever

Dan: i know

Dan: hes the king of genitals

me: i’m wearing a joe cocker teeshirt right now

Dan: haha

me: i mean, i’m just letting you know that

Dan: my retarted aunt LOVEs cocker

Dan: no joke

Dan: and socks

me: and socks?

Dan: yeah

me: like

me: how?

Dan: like socks. just digs ‘em.

me: ian curtis was sad and danced like a clown

me: you ever just meet a person that’s such a pussy you know you could destroy them

me: like you could just pummel them into jam

Dan: everyday

me: like you know they wouldn’t even be able to fight back

me: you would just smush them into the pavement

Dan: yeah

me: yeah he was kinda like that

Dan: pussy

Dan: this whole foods has a fucking taco truck on the roof. some dude behind the counter was like “you need to fill out your sheet to order” i said “cool, sorry. ive never been to a fake taco truck before”

me:  i feel like times could be getting real big right now
if massaged properly

Dan:  who
the ny times?
fuck that

me:  no like TIMES

Dan:  all news from BUZZFEED

me:  like CURRENT TIME
THE TIME STREAM
OUR LIVES
TIME
T I ME
T I M E
the present

Dan:  oh. still dont get how it could get big
like Popular..as opposed to “vintage” and “retro-future”

me:  BIG, like NOTORIOUS BIG
LIKE GRAND
IN THE SCHEME OF THINGS
BIG TIME
BIG TIMES
BIG TYMERS

Dan:  word

me:  whoa, let me dial back the caps lock.

me:  started a new genre
pillwave
get involved or gtfo life

Dan:  IM IN

me:  drugged out of life
drugged into hell
no room for fakes
get fucked up
zoned boners dude
RIP RAGER

Dan:  IM IN lets fuckign zonk on pills

me:  let’s just die
and that’s our masterpiece